So my friend Aaron linked to a simple Kinsey test in a recent post, so I went and took it and got this.
DAMN RIGHT. My box thinks out of the box.
SORRY NOT SORRY WE CUT OUT YOUR UNNECESSARY “Us”
NEXT UP WE’RE TAKING OUT THE SILENT “E”
IF BY “SIMPLIFIED” YOU MEAN “STREAMLINED.”
WE DON’T HAVE TIME TO PRONOUNCE MOST CONSONANTS.
This has been a weird and busy couple weeks, so I’m just finishing Breakfast Of Champions today, in a coffee shop in my hometown. I’ll be ready to talk about it tonight.
In response to your recent video about apologizing correctly... is there anyway to not be a fartbag when you accidentally screw up while driving? Like is there a universal sign for 'sorry I f*cked up and don't think I'm a fartbag forever, i didn't mean to cut you off'?
I have often wished for this universal hand signal. Like the anti-finger…how about we put all of our fingers up /except/ the middle one when we want to apologize to someone in a nearby car. Sound good? OK Good…
In 1999 someone proposed waving with 4 fingers and no thumb as the gesture of anti-road rage. I couldn’t find anything following up with their findings on its effectiveness.
I’m also partial to the “d’oh!” facepalm gesture, but it’s hard to indicate that you’re directing the facepalm at yourself in these cases.