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nevver:

“Look, Charlie, let’s face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.”

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: My Geography notes.

ed: I used to do my math homework like this in Jr High. My teacher, Mr. Stone, made me stop.

This system is almost entirely doodle-proof. I’m floored.

Alvin & the Chipmunks : normal humans :: Dave : a transdimensional cave beast

via Patton Oswalt

Do want. Pity it was a one-off gift for John Lasseter.

We were having trouble getting Grandma’s pre-lit fake tree to light. But we fixed it! (Taken with instagram)

I remain ever thankful for the internet and airplanes, for keeping me connected to the people I love and allowing me to make new connections with people I’d never come to know otherwise. (Taken with instagram)

When people ask what I’d like to do with my degree, I tell them I want to teach. When people ask what I’d like to do, period, I tell them I want to play ukulele.

Who says I couldn’t do both?